I’ve gathered me yarns and stories from old Minmi and further beyond. They’re just part of our great Aussie culture I hope shall always live on. Most have the same theme in common, they’re based on life’s humorous fine thread. If you can’t have a laugh while you’re living, you’ve got no flamin’ chance when you’re dead. So don’t take my stories too serious, or try to tear my vernacular apart. If you get one little smile it’ll all be worthwhile, it’ll prove you’re an Aussie at heart. So I write and recite, I mag and brag these old bush yarns to you. I’m known as the Minmi Magster, but be warned, only half me lies are bloody true!